Well, I often bemoaned that many online
festivals had stopped after Covid. Even the London Film Festival continued to
offer a few titles online for a while. So I was glad to see that Grimmfest were
still doing this. It was a bonus film holiday but at home. There is the panic
of trying to fit as many as you can in the time you are given (especially as I
had double-booked the first night), but it all turned out fine and to be most
enjoyable.
THE TREE
HOUSE - LA CASA EN EL ÁRBOL
Writer
& Director ~ Luis Calderón
Cast ~ Sandra
Escacena, Claudio Portalo, Kandido Uranga
2025,
Spain
Histrionic and daft, it starts
with the setting on “melodrama” and doesn’t let up. There are enough clues and
ellipses to keep the intrigue, and for the final revelation to make a little
sense of the inconsistencies or at least to wave them off. There’s enough
deliberation in the confusions to make this entertaining, but not enough
nailed-down camp-cleverness (e.g. Pedro Almodavar) to go beyond exploitation.
You may be tired out by the erratic nature of the unreliable narrator and plot
holes, although she warns you at the beginning, and the reveal may verge on bad
taste, the kind that you'll dismiss either as silly, distasteful or as
verification - and you’ll be grateful for big font credits.
WHERE
DARKNESS DWELLS
Director
~ Michael May
Writers ~
Michael May, Alexandra Grunberg
Cast ~ Tara Perry, Katie Parker, Kenna Wright
2025, USA
Starting with unpleasantly
self-centred media types and potentially slasher vibes, Trish Bostwick – coming
from the feistily-breakin’-the-rules-for-the-story school of journalism
– sets out on a missing persons case, hoping to make it a bit more than a
listicle. Not to say too much because there are enough twists and genre play to
keep this alert and intriguing throughout, even if some sequences last too
long. It throws in a lot; messes around and then gets out before it gets too
serious. It lingers as fun.
DON’T
HANG UP
Writer
& Director ~ Alex Herron
Cast ~
Claire McPartland, Siri Black Ndiaye, Sanho Kang, Brett Curtis
2025, USA
Despite characters and
performances that are more convincing for not being overplayed to the point of superficial,
and although it knows to dial up with each supernatural occurrence, this is
ultimately an average supernatural excursion. Inevitably, there’s a lot of
running up and down stairs with a guy in the corner of the screen watching, but
there is also intelligent use of space. Glowing eyes in the shadows is its best
creepiness. And this comes from the stable of ghosts that are malevolent until
they are talked down and reasoned with, which I am inclined means things result
in a damp squib.
SHADOWS OF WILLOW CABIN
Writer
& Directors ~ Joe Fria
Cast ~ Bryan
Bellomo, John Brodsky
2025, USA
And indie chamber piece with big
feeling and supernatural trimmings. Bryan Bellomo and John Brodsky are
excellent, flirty and convincing in an LGBTQ confessional that that besieges
repressed homosexuality with a supernatural malevolence that can only partially
be reasoned with. As the film is so very strong on two troubled people getting
to know each other, the ghostly stuff is lesser meat. Firmly in the
gay-is-suffering cabin, but there’s a wealth of empathy and experience here.
ADORABLE
HUMANS ~ Yndige Mennesker
Writers ~
Hans Christian Andersen, Anders Jon, Kasper Juhl,
Michael
Kunov, Michael Panduro
Cast ~ Karim
Theilgaard, Niels Bender, Frederik Carlsen
2025, Denmark
“Adorable Humans. Preferably
miserable.” Four Danish directors update
and re-imagine Hans Christian Anderson. An anthology in which unfortunate
protagonists have grievous encounters with Faith, Grief, witchcraft, body
horror, sex, and the intrusion of unfathomable malevolent forces. Both downbeat
and hallucinogenic, bawdy and given to tonal shifts that you don’t quite notice
as the Danish sensibility and black humour gives all the tales a cohesiveness. The
abstract and unsolvable elements feel akin more to psychological illness than
supernatural failure-of-reality, and often an amalgamation of both. Full of striking
imagery and the inexplicable, it is an intriguing and fascinating horror that
feels like a perversion of the usual fun portmanteau model.
THE DRIFTLESS
Writer
& Director ~ Tim Connery
Cast ~ Ira
Amyх, Torrey Hanson, Justin Marxen
2025, USA
If the first tale of this
anthology doesn’t lead to too much, the second is dourest and shows that the
storytelling is going to take its time with a character to get to its point,
which pays off for the third. The first story, although spiced up with a couple’s
bickering love, it is also the more flippant and obvious. Like the final episode
of ‘Adorable Humans’, the second story here is also about a music maker’s
writer’s block and supernatural suffering, and both are weirdly, perversely
positive. It hints that there’s more weight to this than just fun-and-frolics
horror anthology with a nice location. The
final pool story is like a ‘Twilight Zone’ episode for a protagonist
unable to get its message, and probably the one that will stay in the memory to
be pondered over. It’s the highlight of a bright, fun, surprisingly substantial
selection with a satisfying overarching tale with Antique Al.
DEATH
CYCLE
Director
~ Gabriel Carrer
Writer ~
Dave McLeod
Cast ~
Matthew Ninaber, Justin Bott, Kristen Kaster
2025, USA
Although a promising veneer of a
leatherclad killer biker, there’s probably ultimately a little too much
concentration on plot and not enough giallo absurdity/excess. Some nice
kills, though.
IT NEEDS
EYES
Writers
& Directors ~ Zack Ogle, Aaron Pagniano
Cast ~ Raquel
Lebish, Isadora Leiva, Lydia Fiore
2025, USA
Powered by a scenic location and
a fantastic performance by Raquel Lebish, once the provocation of the title
seems to be about the insatiable hunger of our screens and the darker side of
the virtual world, this comes on like it may be something like a Jane
Schoenbrun affair (‘We’re All Going to the World’s Fair’, ‘I Saw the TV Glow’).
It’s that too but has more traditional horror intent as well. Coming-of-age scenarios
are ripe for the supernatural-horror, and Ogle and Pagniano move deftly between
making their points about growing pains and falling down rabbit-hole obsessions
before delivering an almost Lynchian conclusion: Is that what you
wanted? Impressively and satisfyingly realised.
FRANKIE,
MANIAC WOMAN
Director
~ Pierre Tsigaridis
Writers ~
Dina Silva, Pierre Tsigaridis
Cast ~ Dina
Silva
2025, USA
Finally delivering on the promise
of ‘Two Witches’ and ‘Traumatika’, Pierre Tsigaridis’ serial
killer is obviously a descendent of ‘Maniac’, grindhouse (I mean, look at that poster), Eighties
satirical horrors and feminist rethinking before heading off into more
sun-drenched, quasi-cultish areas. This is mostly due to the focus and outrage
Dina Silva brings: hers is a punk, fearless, funny, musical, frightening
performance. The songs and disgust at the music business and beauty standards
are hers and yet in no way are we invited to think of her as anything other
than deliriously, hilariously unhinged. “I’ve killed a fucking fan!” The gore
is often too ripe to be funny, but there’s as much outrage as tongue in the
cheek, and as full-on as it comes on, there’s a plan here. For example, one of
the best gags, knowing what we know, is Frankie ending up with a troupe of
gorgeous women. There’s disgusting, outrageous fun to be had even as something
more heartfelt eats away at the edges.

BAD
HAIRCUT
Writer
& Director ~ Kyle Misak
Cast ~ Spencer
Harrison Levin, Frankie Ray and Nora Freetly
2025, USA
Starting with the obnoxious
tropes of Eighties High School comedies, where you know that the loveable loser
will learn the error of his goofiness, get a good haircut and conform. John
Hughes’ legacy has much to answer for, for example. But where Frankie Ray comes
on strong, the flamboyance is never quite homophobic, the eccentricity is just
as scary as it is whacky, and the unpredictable performance proves the film’s
saving grace. It’s both in-your-face and carefully attuned. Levin is a good
straightman, Freetly gives good side-eye, Martin Klebba as the inexplicable “Wimp”
is the unsung treasure, and Beau Minniear and R.J. Beaubrun give good popular
buddies (Beaubrun is often very funny). Despite its pretence to being as dodgy
as those old Eighties flicks where unrealistic dramatics lead to our picked-on
protagonist getting the girl, there’s a lot of careful calibration so that it
doesn’t fall into the distasteful. But it’s Ray’s show.
Performances:
Bryan
Bellomo & John Brodsky (The Shadow of Willow Cabin)
Dina
Silva (Frankie, Maniac Woman)
Raquel
Lebish (It Needs Eyes)
Frankie Ray
(Bad Haircut)
Ick!!
Big Teeth
hallucination, corpse mouth & eating the mirror – Adorable Humans
Runover
Neck – Death Cycle
Breast
hack – Frankie, Maniac Woman
I ended up finding ‘Frankie,
Maniac Woman’ the surprise hit, ‘Bad Haircut’ more entertaining than
I predicted (or wanted), ‘Death Cycle’ a disappointment; ‘It Needs
Eyes’ had the most resonance, ‘Adorable Humans’ the more unsettling,
‘Driftless’ the most fruitfully entertaining; ‘Where Darkness Dwells’
unexpectedly winning, ‘Shadows of Willow Cabin’ the one I was happiest
just to hang out with, and ‘The Tree House’ the most What?
And several of the ones I opted
out of, considering this was at at-home-online festival, were ones centred on social
media platforms that meant you would have to sit through a lot of people being
insufferable, or minutes of texting with keyboard clicking, and I thought that
if I wanted to hear that, I would just go on public transport. It proved a prejudice,
but I did not feel the need to sit through all that preamble of media platform
mimicry to wait for it to potentially get good when I had limited watching time
and the server kept not loading and/or lagging with demand. Hey, these are
titles I will probably give proper due in the future.